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Barbie Girls | /me Yep you got it a 3some, I held there bodies all night down by the fire.  It was pretty good, I've had better.  We hook up every once in awhile.
Celine Dion | /me Yep, I layed her down by the fire also.  The best part about it was that I shut her up from singing that damn titanic song.  Women's got a nice body, bad in bed, I ditched her.
Kathy Lee Gifford | /me I know what your saying right now, "Chef you ain't got connections to Kathy Lee.".  Well guess what I do.  We had a one night stand when she came out here to award one of the students.
Mrs. Cartman | /me When are eyes met we came to each other instantly, when I got to her she stuck her tongue in my mouth.  Later on we fucked.  It was great until just a while ago I found out she was a he/she, I puked instantly.
Barbara Streisand | /me Don't remind me about it.  It was the worst sexual experience I have ever had since I did Rosie O'Donnell. I ditched the whore that night.
Victoria | /me After a long hard day of school working we were the last two left in the school.  I made sweeet love with her down by the fire in the school cafetaria oven.  We now have an off-and-on relationship when I don't have my other honeys.
Kyle's Mom | /me Yes, I slept with a bitch, but it's only because she payed me. I could say that this had to be one of the worst sexual experiences I have ever had. She kept bitching about how her husband was better and how I wasn't doing it right. Within the hour I ditched that bitch.
Life Guard | /me Oh yes, the best I've ever had. That one summer day I went for a swim, I met her. I sung to her until sunset. That evening I made sweeet love to her in and out of the spa. Every summer I go to the pool at least once a week and I get what I go for, a cool dip in the pool.
Babes on the Beach | /me Babes! All of them were just as hot as the sun. I ended up having a 4some and I didn't regret it one bit. I sung to them all day and made love to them on the beach all night.
Mayor | /me It was O.K. but I really was worn out so I couldn't make really sweet love to her, that same day I made love to Kyle's Mom, the mayor, Ms. Crabtree, and Mrs. Cartman. When I wanted to leave she wanted to pay me another $100 to give her another rump. I ditched her, I was too tired.
Ms. Crabtree | /me Another event where I whored myself to women. This was very very horrible but I needed the money to hire Johnny Cockren. Well I was with her about...15 minutes before I ran out on her. Luckily I left a paper bag over her face so she couldn't see when I left. I have no fudging idea why I slept with her.
